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I CANNOT STOP texting cnj to ChaCha for Chuck Norris jokes. I like the weird ones that don't necessarily make any sense.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire factory of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris Destroys Periodic Table--Only Recognizes the Element of Surprise
When Chuck Norris breaks wind, it stays broken.
Chuck Norris once killed a man simply by showing him how to love. (Huh? Unless this is some sort of "he fucked the guy to death" joke, in which case it's not really funny at all, I love this one for its sheer randomness.)
Chuck Norris can stop time for up to two hours by thinking about pineapples. (Again, I say, Huh?)
And my favorite:
Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.